bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile, via goodbyetoyesturday)

unclemother:

if you have a good singing voice there’s a 300% chance I will fall in love with you

(via insecureities)

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

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drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

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